I was looking for this song and couldn't find it on the site. Eventually I found it on Coulton's wiki page, and thought I could put it here in cause anyone was looking for it. - JacobTheMe Originally transcribed by unmodisch Intro is D & G "Crazy JoCo Edim7" is xx2323 D G D You have put on your feety pajamas G A D It's time for a long winter's nap G A F#m Bm There's a knock on the door and a stranger is there Em A He wants you to sit on his lap D G D He takes your watch and he gives you a hairbrush G A Bm Your wife gets a wig on a chain Em A He says he can't stay F#m Bm Em Cause he's got a long way to go A Crazy Joco Edim7 And it's starting to rain G A Christmas is interesting D Like a knife in your heart Em A Christmas is interesting D How it tears you apart G A Christmas is interesting D Like a stick in your eye Em (F#) G It's so freaking interesting A That it might make you cry D G D So you're an elf, but you'd rather be a dentist G A D Maybe you're a train with square wheels G A F#m Bm Maybe you're a squirt gun that only shoots jam Em A Now you know how Jesus feels D G D He is riding a sleigh he calls Rosebud G A D His mansion is lonely and cold G A F#m Bm He can't remember a pleasant December Em A Edim7 When he wasn't tired and old G A Christmas is interesting D Like a knife in your heart Em A Christmas is interesting D How it tears you apart G A Christmas is interesting D Like a stick in your eye Em (F#) G It's so freaking interesting A That it might make you cry D G D So you're drunk and your name is Jimmy Stewart G A D You once had a wonderful life G A F#m Bm Then you lost all your money, you cracked up your car Em A You yelled at your favorite wife D G D You go to bed and you wait for Jacob Marley G A D He comes to make you feel brave G A F#m Bm But under his cloak he is nothing but smoke Em A Edim7 And a finger that points at your grave G A Christmas is interesting D Like a knife in your heart Em A Christmas is interesting D How it tears you apart G A Christmas is interesting D Like a stick in your eye Em (F#) G It's so freaking interesting A That it might make you cry